The Illusion Of Choice

myrrhguy:

teathattast:

Look at him go!!

the splashes from previous attempts…this is one dedicated boy

(via mens-rights-activia)

teacherbach:

sociallychallengednerd:

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

(via weedparty69420)

bunjywunjy:

olderboy-aesthethic:

the speed limit for ghosts is also 25

(via aunjel-dionne)

daco-broman:

marshals-to-dictators:

foryourhealth:

whoooonose:

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Killed without hesitation

Why would I inflate a spider

I will beat you with a fucking rock

(via 0f-m1ce-and-squidgy)

pastelheelys:

(via muh-muh-deactivated20220514)

bemusedlybespectacled:

therunnersam:

If it weren’t for the crocheted dog I’d have probably just thought she had a twin lol

I’m a little disturbed but also highly impressed

(via aunjel-dionne)

carnival-phantasm:

1kpenny:

teathattast:

Lost in the sauce

(via gaypizzabacon)

miseryghoul:

baaulp:

*holding both hands to the sides of my temple, struggling and sweating. A hotdog (no bun) levitates in front of my face*

Aaaaaaauuuuuuugggghhhh-

*The hotdog rockets forward past my face, splattering on the wall behind me*

*places another hotdog in front of you*

Again.

(via meatswitch-deactivated20231107)

just-shower-thoughts:

They say that sleep is the closest thing to death. But you never feel more dead than the moment you first wake up.