ohnoproblems:

[VERY SMALL VOICE] blebpt

ohnoproblems:

[VERY SMALL VOICE] blebpt

(via byegaskarth)

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

(via prismseeker)




What if you kept the horse mask 24/7 while raising the child and they thought they were raised by a horse human hybrid and never knew any different and then one day you took the mask off

That’s a great idea

no one on tumblr should ever become parents

What if you kept the horse mask 24/7 while raising the child and they thought they were raised by a horse human hybrid and never knew any different and then one day you took the mask off

That’s a great idea

no one on tumblr should ever become parents

(Source: thedailywhat, via kroglor)

poprah-winfrey:

i wish i was as cool as this guy

poprah-winfrey:

i wish i was as cool as this guy

(Source: pope-oprah, via somayyakhawari)

sassadilla:

i have more selfies than friends

(via sweatygymshorts)

"It hurts until it doesn’t. You think it’s going to break you, but it won’t. You may not sleep as well at night, but you will be fine. Numb, but numb and fine are the same."

— Scandal (via halluzinogen)

(Source: splitterherzen, via revivalofthedizzymartian)

asian:

Hazel: Babe.. I think I have herpes..

Augustus: I love it when you talk medical to me Hazel Grace ;)

(via mackenzie-sees-stars)

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: lilveganmami, via humorstop)