ANON HOUR!!!!!!!

ask me stuff :p

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

(via princessmarra1)

  • Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
  • Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
  • Brother: Really?
  • Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
  • Brother:
  • Me:
  • Brother: ???
  • Me: ... fine as hell.
"People disappeared, reappeared, made plans to go somewhere, and then lost each other, searched for each other, found each other a few feet away."

— F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via theclassicreader)

(via beauty-sings)

trapdad420:

3 tamagotchi’s

trapdad420:

3 tamagotchi’s

(via intensional)


OH MY GOD I THOUGHT MY MOM WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THAT

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT MY MOM WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THAT

(Source: condescendist, via parkerpeach)

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

(via thefemaleprez)

semaby:

Americans

semaby:

Americans

(Source: imperfectstigma)

hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

(via badluckchick)